If Airplanes Were Operating Systems

[bdh734]

EDIT: Can somebody move this to Webmaster Lounge....sorry posted in wrong thread. Thx!


DOS Air: Passengers walk out onto the runway, grab hold of the plane,
push it until it gets in the air, hop on, then jump off when it hits
the ground. They grab the plane again, push it back into the air, hop
on, jump off...

Mac Airways: The cashiers, flight attendants, and pilots all look the
same, talk the same, and act the same. When you ask them questions
about the flight, they reply that you don't want to know, don't need
to know, and would you please return to your seat and watch the movie.

Windows Airlines: The terminal is neat and clean, the attendants
courteous, the pilots capable. The fleet of Lear jets the carrier
operates is immense. Your jet takes off without a hitch, pushes above
the clouds and, at 20,000 feet, explodes without warning.

OS/2 Skyways: The terminal is almost empty - only a few prospective
passengers mill about. The announcer says that a flight has just
departed, although no planes appear to be on the runway. Airline
personnel apologize profusely to customers in hushed voices, pointing
from time to time to the sleek, powerful jets outside. They tell each
passenger how great the flight will be on these new jets and how much
safer it will be than Windows Airlines, but they will have to wait a
little longer for the technicians to finish the flight systems. Maybe
until mid-2005. Maybe longer

Linux Air International - All Distro Division 3.567.3.553.5.788.443.56778.445645.rpm
The terminal is full of penguins and they are very nice. They explain in details the
relationship with Bill Gates and Steve Jobs.
Then some people yell out " Hello, I am a PC and I am a Mac."
OMG...........
The Penguins begin to compile a butch of programs

BAM......problem solve

Your boarding ticket has no hostname...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no IP address...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no DNS Servers ...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no language...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no keyboard type...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no Graphics Drivers...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no sound card...they ask you for this

Your boarding ticket has no yum.repo.d path listed...they ask you for this

Then you wait.............................................. .....................
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Installed.....


The plane takes off and you are forced to watch "Hackers" for the 15th million time.

You land in Ubuntu.

[wilber]

Funny, where did you get this piece of work?